office of the lingo coroner
Certificate of
Linguistic Death
✠ filed in perpetuity ✠
⸻ Phrase of Record ⸻
“savage”
Mostly ironic, occasionally sincere, still lurking.
UNDEAD
⸻ Status of Decedent ⸻
Undead
⸻ Peak Era ⸻
2010s
⸻ Cause of Death ⸻
Megan's single was the second peak; it's coasting.
⸻ Confidence of Autopsy ⸻
72%
⸻ Meaning ⸻
Ruthlessly bold.
⸻ Modern Translation ⸻
“No chill.”